You're Obama. You've never run anything. Your world's changed from hosannas to catcalls and embarrassed silences.

Tomorrow, right after greeting a liberal hero, the lesbian high school student who sued to bring her girlfriend to the high school prom, you dress down a military hero, Gen. McChrystal, a man you loathe and fear from a caste you loathe and fear. He probably clings to his guns and his religion. If you don't fire him for voicing his disdain, you'll look weak. If you do fire him you'll lack a scapegoat for losing 'the good war' in Afghanistan.

The Gulf oil catastrophe is right royally fubarred. Today a judge overturned your 6-month ban on deepwater drilling, citing the Executive's falsification of an expert report. No-one believes you're competent or constructive in this crisis, not even your media groupies who are making rat-like squeaking noises as they abandon ship

Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona, seems horribly self assured and combative about squishing Eric Holder's lawsuit against Az for trying to enforce federal immigration law while Arizonans are regularly murdered by illegals. Some say you wage war against a US state under siege soon after Biden and Pelosi and Holder stood to applaud the Mexican president who disses that state in the Congress of the United States.

Senator Kyl (Az) says you told him directly that you won't protect the border unless Republicans agree to 'comprehensive immigration reform'. You call him liar. He calls you liar.

You've pissed off the left wing, you've pissed off the right wing, you've pissed off RINOs, you've pissed off the military, you've pissed off the UK you've pissed off Israel. There's no compensating respect from China or Russia. Iran and Venezuela mock you.

Your budget director is quitting after 18 months. Your chief of staff is strenuously denying that he'll leave later this year. Your Secretary of State only stands to gain by the implosion of your career. Congressional candidates don't want you to campaign for them.

There's a meme out there that you're an alien in the White House, another that you're out of your depth, another that you're embarrassing America with your limp-wristed foreign policy, another that you're snakebit, another that you'd rather golf than govern.

You've lost authority in the world, in America, in Congress. What next? A face-off between Iran and Israel? Rahm rejoins the IDF? Even the Hollywood jews desert you? You win the Nobel Prize for worst president?

As a gambler I'd look for a turnaround except that character is destiny and your character is defined to me by your suppression of bills to protect survivors of abortion. You, sir, are a disgrace and deserve any mental anguish that comes your way. Maybe you'll emerge changed and shame my lack of charity. We start from where we are, so if your character transcends my reading and you suffer, struggle, mature and prosper…well, God bless you and good luck. But my reading is that you are one dead parrot.

The wheels are coming off.